Imagine this scenario: A man gets a knock on his door late at night and opens it. On the other side are 5 strange men. “Hey, we are passing through, can we spend the night with you?” They ask. “Now why the hell should I let you stay here?” the homeowner asks defiantly. “We are huge Jimmy Buffet fans...” squawks one of the men. “Oh fuck, me too! Why didn’t you say so you fuckin parrot heads! Come on in!”
That never happens. Ridiculous.